found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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