that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
please come you make the beer taste better
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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