I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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