i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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