The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
it hurts more in the daytime
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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