Your face is a jimmy john
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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