so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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