so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Randomize
