Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I have surprise drugs for everyone
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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