Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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