what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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