belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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