Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
We need a shit load of segways right now
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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