And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just googled if crying burns calories
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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