why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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