His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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