I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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