So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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