Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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