am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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