I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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