My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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