Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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