Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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