Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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