I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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