State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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