U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
wat bout pragnant strippers??
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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