is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
