We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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