My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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