hell yes lets make some ravioli
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Even my vagina gasped.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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