she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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