I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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