belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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