its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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