Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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