I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize