why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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