On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what if I'm pregnant?
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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