great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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