If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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