I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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