I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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