You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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