hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
if only i could text you this smell
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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