scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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