she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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