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Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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