Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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