is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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