How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
