think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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